Mad Special #138 July 1999

(Super Sized Mad)

• Cover Writer: Michael Gallagher
• Cover Artist: Joe DeVito

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• Ad for subscriptions
• Contents Page (full version of cover art featured)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Lost Playground of Kids Your Parents Always Told
  You About (written by Barry Liebmann / Tom Bunk art)
• Interminable Too Misjudgment Day (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• The Perturbed Puppeteers' Pronouncement
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Energizer Rabbit Commercials That Were Never Completed
  (John Caldwell)
• Consumer Safety Labels We'd Love to See
  (written by Frank Santopadre / George Woodbridge art)
• Spy Vs. Spy - growth serum
  (written by Jonathan Bresman / Dave Manak art)
• Introduction page to Mad: The Lost Pages
  (James Warhola intro art / Rose L. Hunter Pages design)
  • The Mad Self-Improvement Yearbook (reprinted pages
    from Tom Koch and Bob Clarke's 1985 paperback)
• A Mad Look at Gardening (Sergio Aragones)
• Pre-School Songs for the Real World
  (written by John Boni / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Great Moments from The Home Shopping Club!
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Jack Davis art)
• Translating "Studspeak"
  (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Rick Tulka art)
• Mad: The Lost Pages (continued)
• A Kid's Guide to Things That Go Bump in the Night
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• Quandary Heap (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Catastrophic Captive's Condemnation
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• A Mad Commentary: Tattoos
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)