Mad #308 January 1992

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• Subscription Ad (George Woodbridge art from #116)
  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The dollar will never fall as low as what some
  people will do to get it!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters
  (Charles Schulz's Snoopy drawing reference to #306) (2-3)
• Ad for Mad Tales From the School of Hard Yocks Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Interminable Too Misjudgment Day (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• Mad Salutes Unsung Heroes of the Bug Wars
  (Paul Peter Porges) (8-9)
• Mad's Political Remember When...?
  (written by Russ Cooper / Sam Viviano art) (10-11)
• The Maniacal Matterhorn Mishap
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (12)
• When Roadside Signs Overlap
  (written by Henry Clark / George Woodbridge art) (13-16)
• Spy vs. Spy - shadow-shaped hole
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (17)
• Still More Runners-Up to
  "The Three Biggest Lies in America"
  (written by John Prete / Harry North, Esq. art) (18-19)
• Mad's "Para-Persons"
  (written by Dennis Snee / Rick Tulka art) (20-21)
• Radio Stations We Never Get to Hear
  (written by Dan Birtcher / Al Jaffee art) (22-23)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself
  White House Press Conference
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• The Catastrophic Captive's Condemnation
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (31)
• Mad's Twin Peeks (Tom Hachtman) (32-33)
• A Mad Look at Farm Life (Sergio Aragones) (34-36)
• Consumer Fantasy vs. Product Reality
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Jones art) (37-39)
• Games for People Too Old to Play
  But Who Still Want to Compete (40-41)
  (written by William T. Raschendorfer / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Perplexing Penitentiary Ploy
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• Snorin' Exposure (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• Pinocchio Has a Bad Week!
  (written by Dan Birtcher / John Pound art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What garishly loud fashion statements
  have become a must for trendy people? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover --
  I'm the NRA. (Nature's Revenge Association)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Irving Schild photo / computer imaging by Peter Sun)