Mad #310 April 1992

• Cover Artist and Writer: Tom Hachtman

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad Capades Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Raps Up the Bible
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The New Benchmarks, Records and Barriers
  That Mankind is Rapidly Approaching - Part III
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Video Reviews (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art)
• The Loopy Lavatory Lunacy (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Three...
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Tom Bunk art)
• Love Corruption (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• A Mad Commentary: Tattoos
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
• If It Weren't For Entertainment Tonight...
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• If Blondie Entered the Real Work Place
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• The Audacious Airport Accommodation (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Why You Should... (Paul Peter Porges)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• When More Celebrities Introduce Their Own Brands of Perfume (written by Tom Koch / Greg Theakston art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• 50/50 Reports on Sleaze Biographers (TV satire)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Mort Drucker art)
• The Peculiar Polar Permutation (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• A Mad Look at Recycling (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad Product Registration Form (written by Charlie Kadau)
• Fold-In -- Who was really the victim in a
  highly publicized sexual harassment case? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A Best-Seller We'd Like to See -
  Where's Waldo? For Complete Morons (Sergio Aragones)