Mad #313 September 1992

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special November 1992
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (photo of John Hett and Christine Lalinsky
  dressed up as cover #45)
• Ad for Mad Takes the Cake Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Ham That Robs the Cradle (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• The Outrageous Orchestral Offense (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Snappy Actions to Stupid Questions (Al Jaffee)
• Mad Double Features - The Sequel (Tom Hachtman)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Cross-Section of State Lottery Winners
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Devilish Decapitator's Delight (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The World's Greatest Thinkers Go to a Baseball Game
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at RVs (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Consumer Believe It or Nuts
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• The Mad Nasty File - Volume VI
  (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art)
• Recycling Madonna's Old Bras (Paul Peter Porges)
• Evening Shame (TV satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Angelo Torres art)
• 10 Little Candidates
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Bouncing Bungee Blooper (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The ABC's of Rock
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• Decide Which Alfred is King (idea by Christopher Allen)
• Fold-In -- What's the only way for today's youth
  to insure their financial stability? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A TV Ad We'd Like To See -
  Milk. It Does a Body Good?
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / C. F. Payne art)