Mad #331 Oct./Nov. 1994

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
• Cover Lyric: Frank Jacobs

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• Ad for Super Special Late Fall 1994 - Collector's Series #9
  featuring 8 all-new full-color pre-framed Mad Morphs
• Contents Page
• Letters (Mad announces its online presence through AOL)
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Equations (written by Desmond Devlin)
  **various places around the magazine
• Mavershtick (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Guide to Hospital Gambling (Tom Cheney)
• The Up Side of Terrorism
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art)
• The Stupefying Stallion Subterfuge (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Bill Clinton MTV Song Book (written by Frank Jacobs)
  • "I'll Do Anything For Votes" sung to the tune of
    "I'll Do Anything For Love" (Tom Bunk art)
  • "Don't Lie" sung to the tune of
    "Don't Cry" (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • "What a Plan" sung to the tune of
    "Whatta Man" (Sam Viviano art)
  • "Plunder the Fridge" sung to the tune of
    "Under the Bridge" (Gerry Gersten art)
• Not So Great Ideas: A Potpourri of Pathetic Prototypes
  That Never Made It to Production (Paul Peter Porges)
• A Monster Gag
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• Airport Maps Reveal What Cities Are Really Famous For
  (Al Jaffee)
• The Enjoyable Execution Exit (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Maurice & Jimbo - Idiots at Large (Steve Ross)
• Sports Oddities (John Caldwell)
• Rap TV Shows of the Very Near Future
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• The Delightful Deathbed Deception (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• A Mad Look at the Homeless (Sergio Aragones)
• The Flickstones (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Chic Glitz Home Specialization Correspondence School
  (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Fold-In -- What does all the cheating and
  lying in congress really prove? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Anatomy of the Perfect Daytime Talk Show Guest (written by David Connor / Sally Jo Vitsky art)