Mad #322 October 1993

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Photos: AP / Wide World

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• Ads for Super Special January 1994 - (33 tattoos)
  Collector's Series #6 and Super Special March 1994
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (2-Question Interview, photo of Mayim Bialik with #24)
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Updated Files #8 Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Batsman: The Anemic Series (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
• The Puny Pugilist's Performance (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Here's Mad Reasons Not to Visit Disney World This Year!
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Tom Bunk art)
• The Frustrated Environmentalist
  (written by Cynthia Baddour / James Warhola art)
• Spy Vs. Spy: The Tourist
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• Translating "Studspeak"
  (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Rick Tulka art)
• Which is More Satisfying...
  (written by Mark Hudis / Gerry Gersten art)
• Regional Celebrations You Rarely Hear About
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• A Mad Look at UFOs (Sergio Aragones)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Belching Dragon Menu (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• Mad Salutes Some Legendary Moms and Dads
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• The Tumultuous Trebek Tribunal (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• A Decent Disposal (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Personality Traits and Genetics or Why You Are the Way You Are (written by P.J. Madden / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Oympic Events for the Dead (Tom Cheney)
• To Be Or Not To Be (A Queen's Soliloquy)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• Official Ballot: Who Will Be the Unlucky Winner in
  Mad's Alfred E. Neuman Look-Alike Contest?
  Choices: Ted Koppel, David Letterman, Prince Charles
  (AP / Wide World photos)
• Fold-In -- Where is there pestilence, hunger and
  human suffering that even the U.N. can't stop? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Rejected Cracker Jack Prizes
  (written by Dave Wielgus / James Warhola art)