Mad #330 September 1994

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Contents Page
• Letters (photos of Billy Joel and Dan Rather with #327)
• Useless Page Notes **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Books to Make Children More Politically Aware
  (written by David Shayne / Sam Viviano art)
• A Mad Look at Sexual Harassment (Sergio Aragones)
• The Mad Mall Directory
  (written by William T. Raschendorfer / Al Jaffee art)
• New "Ace" Cable TV Awards We'd Like to See
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• The Jaded Jumper's Jeopardy (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mad Tours a Typical Film School
  (written by Stan Hart and Chris Hart / Tom Bunk art)
• A Comprehensive Sociological Study of the Distinguishing Characteristics of Major League Baseball Fans
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Monte Wolverton art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• Al Jaffee Gets Gross
• The Nefarious Nuptial Narrative (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Summer Camps for Kids With Unique Problems
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• Consumer Safety Labels We'd Love to See
  (written by Frank Santopadre / George Woodbridge art)
• Are You a Terminal Headbanger? (Tom Cheney)
• Dr. Quack - Modern Woman (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Dr. Kevorkian, Moonlighter (John Caldwell)
• Fold-In -- What part of the Clinton crime
  plan seems destined to fail? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Come to California and Get Away With Murder!
  (written by Mike Snider / Greg Theakston art)