Mad #312 July 1992

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Politicians are people who get sworn in
  and then cursed out!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters
  (Jack Davis artwork for White Trash album cover) (2-3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Buggy (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Pernicious Prison Plight (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• The Mad Fast Food Employees Hate Book
  (written by Mike Birtchet / Al Jaffee art) (10-11)
• Conflicting Ads That Really Make You Wonder
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art) (12-13)
• Rules For Games the Way They're Really Played
  (written by Michael Goodwin / Jack Davis art) (14-16)
• Prince of Tirades (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (17-21)
• The Couch Potato Olympics (Paul Peter Porges) (22-23)
• How to Be Politic'lly Correct
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• The Misguided Menagerie Moneymaker
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (31)
• Spy Vs. Spy - wine bottle cork pulls hand grenade pin
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art) (32)
• Is Anyone Fooled By...
  (written by Mike Snider / John Pound art) (33-35)
• Airbag Safety Devices for Everyday Living
  (written by Matthew T. Smith / Tom Bunk art) (36-38)
• The Jerky Jester's Justification (Don (Duck) Edwing) (39)
• Hook'em (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (40-44)
• A Mad Look at Cooking (Sergio Aragones) (45-47)
• From the Desk of William M. Gaines
  (politically incorrect words) (48)
• Fold-In -- What can the U.S. export to instantly
  cripple the Japanese auto industry? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Smogtex Industries Koff Elixir
  (written by Vincent "Mike" Deporter / Paul Coker, Jr. art)