Mad #312 July 1992

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Contents Page
• Letters (Jack Davis artwork for White Trash album cover)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Buggy (movie satire) (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Pernicious Prison Plight (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Mad Fast Food Employees Hate Book
  (written by Mike Birtchet / Al Jaffee art)
• Conflicting Ads That Really Make You Wonder
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• Rules For Games the Way They're Really Played
  (written by Michael Goodwin / Jack Davis art)
• Prince of Tirades (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Couch Potato Olympics (Paul Peter Porges)
• How to Be Politic'lly Correct
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Misguided Menagerie Moneymaker (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art)
• Is Anyone Fooled By...
  (written by Mike Snider / John Pound art)
• Airbag Safety Devices for Everyday Living
  (written by Matthew T. Smith / Tom Bunk art)
• The Jerky Jester's Justification (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Hook'em (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art)
• A Mad Look at Cooking (Sergio Aragones)
• From the Desk of William M. Gaines
  (politically incorrect words)
• Fold-In -- What can the U.S. export to instantly
  cripple the Japanese auto industry? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Smogtex Industries Koff Elixir
  (written by Vincent "Mike" Deporter / Paul Coker, Jr. art)