Mad #329 July/August 1994

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special Early Fall 1994 - Movie Classics
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Subscriptions
• What Government Initials Really Stand For
  (written by Michael Goodwin)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Everything You Ever Need to Know About Caning (Al Jaffee)
• NYPD Boobs (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The '5W' Questions We'd Like to Ask of Local TV News
  (John Caldwell)
• A Mad Look at Smoking (Sergio Aragones)
• Dick Tracy, Bachelor (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• No-Joke Jokes (written by Fred Stoller / Marshall Vandruff art)
• Satan's Secret Pacts...Revealed!
  (written by Mark Hudis / Drew Friedman art)
• The Inane Invisible Intercourse (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Anatomy of the Screaming Man (Robert Therrien)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• Condom Etiquette (Tom Cheney)
• The Idiotic Invisible Interplay (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Flakier (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Modern Updated Tales from the Crypt
  (written by Russ Cooper / Greg Theakston art)
• The Infamous Invisible Incident (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Fold-In -- What has been Michael Jackson's
  most prized acquisition? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
  "Hopscotch" (Richard Williams art)