Mad #391 March 2000

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Norman Mingo art)
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad XL #2 - March 2000 - featuring
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 2
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• 7th Heaving (TV satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Angelo Torres art)
• Chic Glitz Computer University (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Is It Really Cause for Celebration When...
  (written by John Prete / James Warhola art)
• Monroe &... Health Class
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Magic 8-Ball Answers for the New Millennium
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Lisa Haney art)
• A Mad Look at Toy Story 2 (Sergio Aragones)
• Harry Plodder and the Kidney Stone
  by J.K. Growling (book parody)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art)
• Only a Republican/Democrat Could Possibly Believe... (vol. 2) (written by Russ Cooper / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Technology
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted when you
  blew the big game (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Which Webcam Is It? (John Caldwell)
• Mad's Etiquette Guide for Drunk Drivers
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Tom Bunk art)
• George W. Bush Faces the Drug Issue Head-On!
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jeff Gordon (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What global technology is bound to
  create increased death and injury? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Floor Plan of Bill & Hillary Clinton's
  New Home (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art)