Mad #393 May 2000

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Norman Mingo art)
• Ian Is Believin' (Ian Marsden)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad "shoddy merchandise"
• Letters (Fans note the passing of Don Martin)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Yellow Mile (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Last Thing You Want to Hear... (John Caldwell)
• A Magazine Publisher's Sweepstakes Letter We'd Like to See
  (written by Stan Sinberg / Angelo Torres art)
• Monroe &... The Internet
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Final Episodes of Peanuts You Never Saw
  (written by John Prete / Jack Syracuse art)
• Practical Joke Items Guaranteed to Put the
  "Fun" Back in Funerals (Kevin Pope art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Frank Santopadre)
• Mad's Dysfunctional Family Tree
  (written by Ryan Pagelow / Leslie Sternbergh art)
• All-New Even Yet Still More Badly Needed Warning
  Labels for Rock Albums (written by Desmond Devlin)
• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Part IV (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Political Pokémon
  (written by Mike Snider / Grey Blackwell art)
• A More Complete Array of Directional and Signal Lights
  (written by Darren Johnson / James Warhola art)
• A Mad Look at Cops (Sergio Aragones)
• Settling the Howard Stern Divorce Case on Judge Judy
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Mark McGwire (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What frequently prosecuted crime family
  is trying to muscle in on New York? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- One Fine Day at the Museum
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Hermann Mejia art)