Mad #388 December 1999

• Cover Artist: Scott Bricher
• Cover Writer: Peter Kuper

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art)
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Ads for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #8 - Winter 1999
  contains reprints of comics #22 and #23,
  promos of next issue #389 and the first Mad XL
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Looks at What's on the Back of Your Ticket
  (written by Desmond Devlin & Butch D'Ambrosio)
  (Ray Alma art)
• A Mad Look at Funerals (Sergio Aragones)
• Monroe &... The Candy
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• SlimeDish Digital Television (ad parody)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art)
• End-of-the-Millennium War Awards (Rick Geary)
• The Positive Side of the Y2K Problem
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Absentee Excuse Notes Through History
  (written by Charlie Richards / Mort Drucker art)
• Clues Your High School's Football Team Really Sucks
  (John Caldwell)
• They Shoot Horses' Asses, Don't They? (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Spending Annex Adult Education Center
  (written by Scott Maiko / Irving Schild photos)
• Scenes of Americana Yesterday & Today
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
• Sean "Puffy" Combs' Day Planner
  (written by Mike Snider / Andre Leroy Davis art)
• Other Y2K problems Guaranteed to Make Your Life Miserable
  (written by Mike Snider / Monte Wolverton art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Moronica's Closet (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Ricky Martin
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What frightening project has
  inexplicably raked in millions? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Artist At Work
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)