Mad #389 January 2000

  • Cover Artist: Drew Friedman
  • Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art from #52) (C2)
  • Contents Page (1-3)
  • "The reason most people talk to themselves
    is because they're often the only ones who
    will listen!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
  • Ad for Mad XL #1 - January 2000 - featuring
    Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 1
  • The Duck Stops Here (Don (Duck) Edwing)
  • Letters (4-5)
  • Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
    **various places around the magazine
  • The Supremos (TV satire)
    (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (6-11)
  • Monroe &... Christmas
    (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (12-15)
  • Absurd Man of Alcatraz (Don (Duck) Edwing) (16)
  • The Mad 20 Dumbest People,
    Events and Things of 1999 (introduction page) (17)
    • 1. Y2K Panic (Tom Bunk art) (18)
    • 2. Hillary Clinton's World (Richard Williams art) (19)
      (Andrew Wyath's Christina's World painting parody)
    • 3. Teen Exploitation Flicks -
      "Movie Title Graffiti" (written by Russ Cooper) (20)
    • 4. Livin' La Vida Overrated (Hermann Mejia art) (20)
      "When Other Artists Jump on the Latin Music Craze"
    • 5. George W. Bush's Snow Job - "got coke?"
      (got milk? ad parody) (Irving Schild photos) (21)
    • 6. Jerry Falwell Takes On Tinky-Winky -
      "Televangelist-Tubbies"
      (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Syracuse art) (22)
    • 7. Around the Clock John F. Kennedy Jr. Crash Coverage (People magazine cover parody)
      (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola) (23)
    • 8. America's Hang Up With Cell Phones -
      "The Talker" - (Rodin's The Thinker parody) (23)
    • 9. Sega Introduces the Dreamcast -
      "Buy 'R' Toys" - (Toys 'R' Us ad parody)
      (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art) (24-25)
    • 10. The Umpires Strike Out - "Taken Out of the Ball Game" - (Take Me Out to the Ball Game song parody)
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Keith Seidel art) (25)
    • 11. The Blair Witch Project - "Eerie Comparisons
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