Mad #389 January 2000

• Cover Artist: Drew Friedman

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad XL #1 - January 2000 - featuring
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 1
• The Duck Stops Here (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Supremos (TV satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Monroe &... Christmas
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Absurd Man of Alcatraz (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 1999
  • 1. Y2K Panic (Tom Bunk art)
  • 2. Hillary's World (Richard Williams art)
  • 3. Teen Exploitation Flicks (written by Russ Cooper)
  • 4. Livin' La Vida Overrated (Hermann Mejia art)
  • 5. George W. Bush's Snow Job
    (Irving Schild, AP & Wide World photos)
  • 6. Jerry Falwell Takes On Tinky-Winky
    (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Syracuse art)
  • 7. Around the Clock Kennedy Crash Coverage
    (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola)
    (AP & Wide World photos)
  • 8. America's Hang Up With Cell Phones
  • 9. Digital Dud - Sega Introduces the Dreamcast
    (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
  • 10. The Umpires Strike Out
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Keith Seidel art)
  • 11. The Blair Witch Project
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Sisco art)
  • 12. "I feel your stain" - Monica Tells All
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photo)
  • 13. Woodstock '99 (written by Scott Maiko)
  • 14. Stock Market Frenzy (George Woodbridge art)
    (written by Dick DeBartolo and Jim Johnstone)

• 15. Beanie Babies Call It Quits... Yeah, Right! (written by Desmond Devlin / Lisa Haney art)
• 16. Random Acts of Senseless Violence (written by Michael Gallagher / Irving Schild photo)
• 17. Tae-Bo Fitness For Fools (written by Mike Snider / Irving Schild photo)
• 18. List-O-Mania! (written by Tom Stern)
• 19. Pamela Anderson's Breast Implants - Fold-In (Al Jaffee)
• 20. Jar-Jar Binks (Roberto Parada art)
• The Sick Sense (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• A Mad Look at Parking (Sergio Aragones)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to the Millennium (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Mad's 1999 Political Christmas Carols (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Conan O'Brien
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What ball are many people anxiously waiting to see finally drop? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A Monumental Disaster (written by Frank Jacobs / Mark Stutzman art)