Mad #394 June 2000

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Norman Mingo art from #122) (C2)
• Pull My Cheney - bean-bag chair (Tom Cheney)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• "Americans are the only people looking for
  a short cut to the quick fix!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Ad for Mad XL #3 - June 2000 - featuring
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 3
• Letters (4-5)
  • Ryan Healey - Dryden, MI
  • photo of the NHRA Mad Ugly Car
  • Celebrity Snap with #364 - (with John McCain) -
    Jeffrey Able - Columbia, SC
  • Mark Glitto, Esq. - via madmag.com
  • examples of George W. Bush / Alfred E. Neuman
    "striking physical resemblance"
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - thelma pickles, Marchan210, Ben Keller, Bunnie2567, ittzings, Smudge76, MikeDog999, DIEHARD861, STDstroyer
  • The Learning Annex responds to #392 parody
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Malpractice (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art) (6-10)
• High School Yearbook Inscriptions You're Sure to See
  (written by Kenny Byerly / James Warhola art) (11-13)
• A New Millennium Update to Mad's Table of Little Known
  and Very Useless Weights, Measures and Distances
  (written by John Prete / Bob Staake art) (14-15)
• The Downside of Online Shopping (John Caldwell) (16-17)
• Monroe &... The Foreign Exchange Student
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (18-21)
• The Pokémon Collectors Hall of Fame
  (written by Mike Snider / R.J. Matson art) (22-23)
• Bumper Stickers That Reflect Real School Life
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (24-25)
• The Ex-Files (Don (Duck) Edwing) (26)
• Wes Craven (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Bill Wray art) (27-29)
• One Fine Day in the Animal Testing Lab
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (30)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (31-34)
• Tem-Por-Peddle-It Mattress (ad parody)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / James Warhola art) (35)
• Mad's Commencement Address for the Class of 2000
  (written by Mike Snider / Tom Bunk art) (36-37)
• Spy vs. Spy - razor-sharp hat
  and briefcase axe (Peter Kuper) (38-39)
• Mad Anagrams
  (written by Patrick Merrell / Sam Sisco art) (40)
• A Mad Look at Parents (Sergio Aragones) (41-44)
• Still More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Scott Bricher art) (45-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Regis Philbin (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What rocker is everyone sick of listening to?
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Magnetic Personality
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)