Mad #390 February 2000

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
• Cover Writer: Peter Kuper

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• Subscription Ad (Norman Mingo art from Follies #2) (C2)
• When the Sid Hits the Fan (Sid Harris)
• Contents Page (1-3)
• Ad for Mad About the Eighties and Mad About TV books
• Letters (photo of Nick Meglin, John Ficarra, Sam Viviano, Anthony Cipriano appearing at Warner Bros. Studio Store unveiling of Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy statues)
  (photo by Eugene Sorensen) (4-5)
  • L. S. - Annapolis, MD
  • Amanda Patton - Indianapolis, IN
  • Ian Ellis - Great Britain
  • The Ed.'s Nifty Fifty Announcement
  • Envelope of the Month & Celebrity Snap with #372 -
    (with Jerry Springer) - Judy Sang - New York, NY
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Double Jerkery (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (6-9)
• Products For Your Aging Hippie Parents
  (written by Jay Lynch / Leslie Sternbergh art) (10-11)
• Still More Same Words...Different Circumstances!
  (written by John Prete / Bob Staake art) (12-13)
• Monroe &... The School Newspaper
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (14-17)
• How Various People Will React to the
  Next Random Act of Senseless Violence
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art) (18-19)
• Spy vs. Spy - descending toilet fan
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art) (20-21)
• Mad's Eight-Step Guide for WB Network Teen Wannabes
  (written by Mike Snider / Ray Alma art) (22-23)
• When Nuns Go Bad (John Caldwell) (24-26)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (27-30)
• How to Become a Big-Time Boy Band Producer!
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art) (31-35)
• 9 Signs Lottery Fever Has Spread to Your Town
  (written by Mike Snider / Ralph Reese art) (36-37)
• A Mad Look at Museums (Sergio Aragones) (38-40)
• Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted
  when you asked about sex for the first time
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art) (41)
• Wilt & Craze (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art) (42-46)
• #386 Vote Results -
  "How Should We Kill the Pokémon?" (47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Judge Judy (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What's the most offensive thing you
  can see on display at a museum? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- More Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Irving Schild photo)