Mad #390 February 2000

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
• Cover Writer: Peter Kuper

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Norman Mingo art)
• When the Sid Hits the Fan (Sid Harris)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad About the Eighties and Mad About TV books
• Letters (photo of Nick Meglin, John Ficarra, Sam Viviano, Anthony Cipriano appearing at Warner Bros. Studio Store unveiling of Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy statues)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Double Jerkery (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Products For Your Aging Hippie Parents
  (written by Jay Lynch / Leslie Sternbergh art)
• Still More Same Words...Different Circumstances!
  (written by John Prete / Bob Staake art)
• Monroe &... The School Newspaper
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• How Various People Will React to the
  Next Random Act of Senseless Violence
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)
• Mad's Eight-Step Guide for WB Network Teen Wannabes
  (written by Mike Snider / Ray Alma art)
• When Nuns Go Bad (John Caldwell)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• How to Become a Big-Time Boy Band Producer!
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
• 9 Signs Lottery Fever Has Spread to Your Town
  (written by Mike Snider / Ralph Reese art)
• A Mad Look at Museums (Sergio Aragones)
• Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted
  when you asked about sex for the first time
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• Wilt & Craze (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• #386 Vote Results - "How Should We Kill the Pokémon?"
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Judge Judy (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What's the most offensive thing you
  can see on display at a museum? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- More Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Irving Schild photo)