Mad #392 April 2000

• Cover Artist: C. F. Payne

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• Ad for Subscriptions
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Editors write about Mad's parent Time Warner's AOL merger
• Contents Page
• Ad for Color Classics #1 - April 2000
• Letters (Jack Rickard cover of #138
  reprinted to mark Charles Schulz's retirement)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Dudson's Geeks (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Ray Alma art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the Discovery Channel
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at the Courts (Sergio Aragones)
• The Logic Behind Men's and Women's TV Viewing Choices
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Geary and Keith Seidel art)
• Slithering Heights (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hobbies
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Mad's All-Purpose Cliche Script for VH-1's Behind the Music
  (written by John Biederman / Rick Tulka art)
• Monroe &... The Lawsuit
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Half Fact / Whole Fact
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Tom Bunk art)
• What Really Goes On at Those Teachers' Conferences
  (John Caldwell)
• Dial 10-10-10-10-10-10--QZZ and Save Up to .05%
  (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Boobs Want To Be A Millionaire (TV satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art)
• The Spending Annex Adult Education Center
  (written by Scott Maiko / Irving Schild photos)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Gwyneth Paltrow (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What hot thing has got
  teenage boys really excited? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Dear & Departed / Bentsome & Hedges
  (ad parody) (written by Darren Johnson / Scott Bricher art)