Mad #395 July 2000

• Cover Artist: James Bennett
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Norman Mingo art)
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad XL #4 - July 2000 - featuring
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 4
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Errant Bra-on-Bitch (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Your Summer Camp Romance is Doomed if... (John Caldwell)
• Driver's License Penalty Points We'd Like to See
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Rick Tulka art)
• Monroe &... The Doggy
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)

• hypeline.con (ad parody) (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / Hermann Mejia art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes On the Set of Sports Night (written by David Shayne / Ray Alma art)
• The 13 Levels of Fading Celebrity Hell (written by Darren Johnson / Drew Friedman art)
• Of Human Bandage (Don (Duck) Edwing art)
• Novelizations of TV Shows as Written by Famous Authors (written by Charlie Richards / Jon Weiman art)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Politics (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Early One Morning in Midtown Manhattan (written by Michael Gallagher / Chuck Frasier art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers (written by Desmond Devlin)
  • Great Newscasting Debacles (Drew Friedman art)
  • TV Guide Salutes the Underpaid and Over-Abused Assistants to the Stars! (Rick Tulka art)
  • William Shatner's TV Hairlines Collectors' Covers (Hermann Mejia art)
  • So What If My Material Blows? This Raised Eyebrow Will "Let You In"
    That I'm Too Damn Hip For My Own Good (Keith Seidel art)
  • We Salute 25 Years of Cable TV! (John Caldwell art)
• A Mad Look at Photography (Sergio Aragones)
• Sports Suction Catalog (written by Jeff Kruse / Timothy Shamey art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Hillary Rodham Clinton
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What form of highway pollution is sickening many Americans? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Maximum (magazine parody) (written by Jeff Kruse / AP & Wide World photo)