Mad #381 May 1999

• Cover Artist: Scott Bricher

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• Ad for Subscriptions (5th message from Mad's Daniel Brown)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Charlton Heston reacts to back of #377)
  (promo for Totally Mad CD-Roms due Fall 1999)
  • Barbara and Christopher Purdom - Interfaith Working Group Coordinators - Philadelphia, PA
  • New York Daily News editorial cartoon reprinted
  • Associate Art Director Nadina Simon holding #373 pictured with Arlo Guthrie
  • Anonymous - Tacoma, WA
  • Sheila MacDonald - New Brunswick, Canada
• Ad for Super Special May 1999 #137 -
  Double Sided - Mad Mocks Fox TV / School Sucks
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Diary of a Tomb Raider Fanatic
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Scott Bricher art)
• How the NBA Plans to Win back the Love of Their Former Fans
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Keith Seidel art)
• Monroe &... Las Vegas - Part I
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Pop Up Porno Videos
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Hermann Mejia art)
• Tofu Times - The New Age Newspaper
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / James Warhola art)
• Instant TV Reviews
  (written by Russ Cooper / Grey Blackwell art)
• Brutally Honest Flight Attendant Announcements
  (written by Amy Gillett / Tom Bunk art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Scenes from the Antiques Freakshow (TV satire)
  (written by Charlie Richards / Bill Wray art)
• The Paranoid Psychotic's Guide to Foiling Paparazzi
  (John Caldwell)
• Introducing Gravel Vista Gardens
  (written by Jeff Kruse / George Woodbridge art)
• Sub-brainy The Teenage Wretch (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Guide to Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong
  (written by Dave Croatto / Rick Tulka art)
• A Mad Look at Hotels (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Science Fiction Primer
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Oprah Winfrey
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What epic struggle will resume this
  summer but fail to live up to its predecessor? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
  - Special All-Smoking Edition (Al Jaffee)