Mad #378 February 1999

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Subscriptions (2nd message from Mad's Daniel Brown)
• Contents Page - blocked out by
  An Important Letter to Our Valued Mad Readers
  (possibly written by editors Nick Meglin and John Ficarra)
• Letters (plug for the Sergio Aragones illustrated Fanboy comic)
  (photos of Jerry Toliver's Spy vs. Spy funny car)
• Ad for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #6 - Spring 1999
  contains reprints of comics #16, #17, and #18 -
  Frank Jacobs text
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Slam's End - The Catalog of Pro Wrestling Merchandise
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Angelo Torres art)
• Polling in America: The Numbers Behind the Numbers
  (John Caldwell)
• The Loveline Advice Chart for Dysfunctional Celebrities
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Joe Ciardiello art)
• Monroe &... The Drums
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Letters to Michael Jordan
  (written by Mike Snider / Steve Brodner art)
• The Timeline of Disillusionment
  (written by Jill Hamilton / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• An Ode to the Antz (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art)
  (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe's The Bells)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Abbott & Costello Organize the MTV Videotape Library
  (based on their "Who's on First?" routine)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
• Pop-Off Video - Alanis Morissette "Thank You"
  (written by Desmond Devlin)
• The Congressional Record Comic Pages
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Sam Viviano art)
• The 10 Rules of Computer Tech Support
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
• A Mad Look at Capital Punishment (Sergio Aragones)
• Sure Signs Your Favorite Action Heroes Are Getting Old
  (written by A. J. Jacobs / Drew Friedman art)
• When Casino Gambling Comes to Your City
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• Pro Wrestling Haiku
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Viviano art)
• Impeach Him!
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Upcoming Movies Based on Comic Books
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Amanda Conner art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: John Travolta
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What impending disaster in the year 2000
  threatens to turn the clock back to 1900? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers
  (written by Desmond Devlin and Jeff Kruse)