Mad #383 July 1999

• Cover Artist: Roberto Parada

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• Ad promoting next issue #384
• Contents Page
• Ad for Super Special July 1999 - Super Sized Mad
• Letters (photo of Mort Drucker signing
  Mad About the Movies lithographs) (plug for Mad wristwatch)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Satirize This (movie satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• The Mad Book of Suicide Etiquette
  (written by Mike Snider / Drew Friedman art)
• Monroe &... The Funeral
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Countdown to The Phantom Menace
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Amanda Conner art)
• The Jesse Venturification of U.S. Politics
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Ray Alma art)

• An Important Message from the Law Firm of Low, Rotten, Scumbag & Snake
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photo)
• Mad Star Wars Trivial Pursuit (written by John Prete / Hermann Mejia art)
• A Mad Look at Plastic Surgery (Sergio Aragones)
• Putz Adams (movie satire) (written by Stan Hart / Bill Wray art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Flirty Dancing (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary (John Caldwell)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art)
• The Phantom Menace - Scenes You Never Saw (David P. Levin video capture)
• Omahog Steaks - Meats By Mail (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / James Warhola art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: George Lucas
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What eagerly anticipated event is finally upon us? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Morning Feeding (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)