Mad #382 June 1999

• Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for Subscriptions (6th message from Mad's Daniel Brown)
• Contents Page (new layout)
• Ad for Super Special Summer 1999 - Star Wars Spectacular
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• NYPD Re-Do (TV satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Monroe &... Las Vegas - Part II
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• A Mad Look at RollerJam (Sergio Aragones)
• Jalopy Shopper -- Your Totaled Transportation Tabloid
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Irving Schild photos)
• One Fine Day at the Chiropractors' Convention
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Tom Bunk art)
• The Female Basketball Association 1999 Preview
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. and Grey Blackwell art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Playback (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• So You Want to be a Big-Time Network TV Sports Director!
  (John Caldwell)
• Summertime with the Single Career Girl in the Big City
  (written by Peggy Doody / Shary Flenniken art)
• If Truth in Advertising Laws Applied to Comic Book Previews
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Amanda Conner art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Shaquille O'Neal
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What New Sport Has Recently
  Been Added to the Olympics? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A Message From The Film Obliteration Society
  (written by Russ Cooper / Irving Schild photo)