Mad #380 April 1999

• Cover Artist: David O'Keefe

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• Ad for Subscriptions (4th message from Mad's Daniel Brown)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Mad readers send in unsolicited photos of themselves)
• Ad for Super Special April 1999 - Ultra Mad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch Imperfection (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Clues You've Chosen A Really Bad Funeral Parlor
  (John Caldwell)
• How Monica Lewinski Changed the World
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Steve Grieve's Official Catalog of Rare,
  Unaffordable Rock & Roll Memorabilia
  (written by David Shayne & Joe Raiola / Timothy Shamey art)
• The Television Commercial (Sergio Aragones)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)
• 11 Ways Jeopardy! Contestants Can Really Piss Off
  Alex Trebek (written by Charlie Richards / David O'Keefe art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• A Mad Look at Nurses (Sergio Aragones)
• Monroe &... The Walk-A-Thon
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Responses to Kids' Letters to Socks and Buddy
  (written by John Caldwell / James Warhola art)
• Flushmore (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's Parental Guide to Internet Websites
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Charles Akins art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Howard Stern
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What is the one offensive statistic pro
  basketball players don't want to see publicized? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- What a Jerk!
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)