Mad #380 April 1999

  • Cover Artist: David O'Keefe
  • Subscription Ad - "Dan Brown" dressed as a nun
    (written by Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photos) (C2)
  • Contents Page (1)
  • Letters (Mad readers send in unsolicited photos of themselves) (2-3)
  • Ad for Super Special April 1999 #136 - Ultra Mad
  • Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
    **various places around the magazine
  • Star Blecch Imperfection (movie satire)
    (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
  • Clues You've Chosen A Really Bad Funeral Parlor
    (John Caldwell) (9-11)
  • How Monica Lewinski Changed the World
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (12-14)
  • Steve Grieve's Official Catalog of Rare,
    Unaffordable Rock & Roll Memorabilia
    (written by David Shayne & Joe Raiola)
    (Timothy Shamey art) (15-18)
  • The Television Commercial (Sergio Aragones) (19)
  • Spy vs. Spy - yawning is contagious
    (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art) (20-22)
  • 11 Ways Jeopardy! Contestants
    Can Really Piss Off Alex Trebek
    (written by Charlie Richards / David O'Keefe art) (23-26)
  • The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (27-30)
  • A Mad Look at Nurses (Sergio Aragones) (31-33)
  • Monroe &... The Walk-A-Thon
    (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (34-37)
  • Responses to Kids' Letters to Socks and Buddy
    (written by John Caldwell / James Warhola art) (38-40)
  • Flushmore (movie satire)
    (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (41-44)
  • Mad's Parental Guide to Internet Websites
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Charles Akins art) (45-47)
  • Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Howard Stern (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
  • Fold-In -- What is the one offensive statistic pro
    basketball players don't want to see publicized?
    (Al Jaffee) (C3)
  • Back Cover -- What a Jerk!
    (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)
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