Mad #384 August 1999

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad promoting next issue #385
• Contents Page
• Ad for Super Special August 1999 - Ecch! Rated Mad
• Letters (photo of Alex Trebek with #380)
  (promo for Totally Mad CD-Roms due Fall 1999)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mild Mild Mess (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• MTV's Real Real World Casting Questionnaire
  (written by Mike Snider / Drew Friedman art)
• The Basic Differences Between Parents & Grandparents
  (John Caldwell)
• The Lost Poetry of Jewel
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Yvonne Buchanan art)
• A Mad Look at Veterinarians (Sergio Aragones)
• Bulging Man - The Magazine for the Man Who Wants to Bulge (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
  (Irving Schild and Sean Kahlil photos)
• Unspoken Rules of Double Dating
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Timothy Shamey art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• U.S.S. Desperation Singles Cruise
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Tom Bunk art)
• A TV Commercial We'd Like To See - MasterFraud -
  Part One (written by Frank Jacobs / Irving Schild photos)
• Monroe &... Goth (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• A TV Commercial We'd Like To See - MasterFraud -
  Part Two (written by Frank Jacobs / Irving Schild photos)
• The Faketrix (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Will Smith (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What dire situation is law
  enforcement failing to control? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- forgot milk? (ad parody) (written by John Prete)