Mad #379 March 1999

• Cover Artist: Drew Struzan
• Cover Writer: John Caldwell

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• Ad for Subscriptions (3rd message from Mad's Daniel Brown)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Gene Siskel visiting three guys at Mad:
  Charles Kochman, Nick Meglin and John Ficarra)
• Ad for Super Special March 1999 - Ecch! Rated
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Kharma & Dreg (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's TV Expert Quiz
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Geary art)
• Monroe &... The Man
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Mad Tags Along on a Typical Date with Chelsea Clinton
  (written by Mike Mikula / Sam Viviano art)
• The Mad World of Yo-Yos - Part I: In the Beginning
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Al Jaffee art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Mad World of Yo-Yos - Part II: An Idea Gone Bad
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Al Jaffee art)
• The Mad Repertory Players Present Mad-sterpiece Theater:
  The Home Schlocking Network's "Beanie Baby Hour"
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art)
• Even Yet Still More Badly Needed CD Warning
  Labels For Rock Albums (written by Desmond Devlin)
• More Mad Morphs
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Hermann Mejia art)
• The Mad World of Yo-Yos - Part III: Simple Tricks Any
  Yo-Yo Can Do (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Al Jaffee art)
• The Special Prosecutor's Official Report on Mister Rogers
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• What To Do With Your Yo-Yo When the Fad Dies
  (John Caldwell)
• The Late Night Spree of Saul Devere
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
  (with extreme apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
• Whattabore (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Timothy Shamey art)
• A Mad Look at Parades (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Monica Lewinsky
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What extreme 'sport' has unfortunately been
  growing in popularity despite its violence? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)