Mad #387 November 1999

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art)
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Ads for Super Special November 1999 - Mad Trashes the '90s!,
  Mad About the '90s book and How to be a Successful Dog book
• Letters (plug for the Spy vs. Spy Nintendo game)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Foley and Walsh Go to the Movies (written by Desmond Devlin)
  • Introduction / ongoing Foley & Walsh
    (Grey Blackwell art)
  • Big Bladder (movie satire) (Angelo Torres art)
  • Mouth Park - Piggish, Lamer & Uncouth (movie satire) (Grey Blackwell art)
  • I'm Enterin' Pie (movie satire) (Ray Alma art)
• The Frog Prince - an updated fairy tale...
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Gary Hallgren art)
• Monroe &... South of the Border
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• The Mad World of the Press (R.J. Matson art)
  (written by Mike Snider and Butch D'Ambrosio)
• Mad Regurgitates the 20th Century - 100 Years of Idiocy
  • 1900-1929 (James Warhola art)
  • 1930-1959 (Richard Williams art)
  • 1960-1989 (Scott Bricher art)
  • 1990-1999 (Drew Friedman art)
  • insets (Sergio Aragones art)
• More Joke Set-Ups That Don't Need a Punchline
  (John Caldwell)
• Mad Equations (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Sam Sisco art)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Halloween
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Modern Chinese Fortune Cookies
  (written by Dennis Snee / Irving Schild photo)
• The ABC's of Drugs (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art)
• A Mad Look at Animal Activists (Sergio Aragones)
• Trivialers HMO Medical Claim Form (Elwood Smith art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / idea by John Biederman)
• The Bland Witch Project (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Bill Wray art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Dr. Jack Kevorkian
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What has become the most
  effective way of recycling garbage? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)