Mad #376 December 1998

  • Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
  • Cover Writer: Ryan Pagelow
  • Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art from #365)
  • Contents Page
  • Letters
  • Ad for Super Special Dec. 1998 #133 -
    Best of the Stupid Years #1
  • Ad for Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy action figures
  • Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
    **various places around the magazine
  • Hollow-Scream - It's 2 Slow (movie satire)
    (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
  • Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu
    (John Caldwell)
  • Monroe &... The School Trip (continued next issue)
    (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
  • The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room
    (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art)
  • Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
  • The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
    Chap. XLI - "The Mountains of Mayhem!"
    (Don (Duck) Edwing)
  • Hallmock 1998 Holiday Catalog (8-page color section)
    (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
  • The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
    Chapter XLIII - "The Lair of Doom!" (Don (Duck) Edwing)
  • What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs? (John Caldwell)
  • A Mad Look at Extreme Sports (Sergio Aragones)
  • Really Smart Uses for Cell Phones
    (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art)
  • Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
  • The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
    Chapter LXV - "The Pit of Peril!" (Don (Duck) Edwing)
  • The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
  • Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget Goes
    (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
  • Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill Gates
    (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
  • Fold-In -- Can you find the one turkey in this picture
    who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving? (Al Jaffee)
  • Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
    "Monday Morning Pickup"
    (written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art)
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