Mad #376 December 1998

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
• Cover Writer: Ryan Pagelow

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Super Special Dec. 1998 - Best of the Stupid Years #1
• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy action figures
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Hollow-Scream - It's 2 Slow (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
• Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu
  (John Caldwell)
• Monroe &... The School Trip (continued next issue)
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room
  (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art)
• Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chap. XLI - "The Mountains of Mayhem!"
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Hallmock 1998 Holiday Catalog (8-page color section)
  (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter XLIII - "The Lair of Doom!" (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs? (John Caldwell)
• A Mad Look at Extreme Sports (Sergio Aragones)
• Really Smart Uses for Cell Phones
  (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter LXV - "The Pit of Peril!" (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget Goes
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill Gates
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- Can you find the one turkey in this picture
  who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
  "Monday Morning Pickup"
  (written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art)