Mad #376 December 1998

  • Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
  • Cover Writer: Ryan Pagelow
  • Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art from #365) (C2)
  • Contents Page (1)
  • Letters (2-3)
  • Ad for Super Special Dec. 1998 #133 -
    Best of the Stupid Years #1
  • Ad for Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy action figures
  • Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
    **various places around the magazine
  • Hollow-Scream - It's 2 Slow (movie satire)
    (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (4-8)
  • Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu
    (John Caldwell) (9)
  • Monroe &... The School Trip (continued next issue)
    (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (10-12)
  • The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room
    (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art) (13-16)
  • Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (17-19)
  • The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
    Chap. XLI - "The Mountains of Mayhem!"
    (Don (Duck) Edwing) (20)
  • Hallmock 1998 Holiday Catalog (8-page color section)
    (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art) (21-28)
  • The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
    Chapter XLIII - "The Lair of Doom!"
    (Don (Duck) Edwing) (29)
  • What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs? (John Caldwell) (30-31)
  • A Mad Look at Extreme Sports (Sergio Aragones) (32-35)
  • Really Smart Uses for Cell Phones
    (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art) (36-37)
  • Spy vs. Spy -
    cycle jumper chopper gate (Peter Kuper) (38-39)
  • The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
    Chapter LXV - "The Pit of Peril!"
    (Don (Duck) Edwing) (40)
  • The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (41-44)
  • Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget Goes
    (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (45-47)
  • Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill Gates
    (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
  • Fold-In -- Can you find the one turkey in this picture
    who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
  • Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
    "Monday Morning Pickup"
    (written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art)
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