Alfred E. Neuman
Mini Bobblehead Kit - 2014

(minature book enclosed)

• Cover: Norman Mingo's Classic Alfred
• Alfred with tongue out (Norman Mingo art)
• "What, me worry?"
• Classic Alfred (Norman Mingo art)
• Teenagers are people who act like babies
  if they're not treated like adults! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Zit Happens Cover
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Mark Stutzman art)
• Will Worry For Food Cover (Alfred's sign changed to read: "I Survived The Second Great Depression")
  (Mark Fredrickson art)
• Politicians are always trying to convince you that
  they can solve the unemployment problem
  if you'll just give them a job! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Most people don't act stupid:
  it's the real thing! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Self-Supporting Tire-Swinger Cover
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Norman Mingo art)
• An arrested drunk is someone who got nailed
  for getting hammered! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Alfred Pops Champagne Cork Head Cover
  (Mark Fredrickson art)
• Economic Recovery Cover / Homeless Sweet Homeless
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Richard Williams art)
• To be a member of the upper crust you need a lot of dough!
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• William Tell Apple Thrown at Arrow Cover
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Norman Mingo art)
• Any dentist who says 'This won't hurt a bit'
  is lying through your teeth! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Toothbrush Gap Cover
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Norman Mingo art)
• Who says nothing is impossible?
  Some people do it every day! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Superman III Cover (Richard Williams art)
• Special April Showers Issue Cover (Kelly Freas art)
• A sense of humor is what makes you laugh
  at something which would make you sore
  if it happened to you! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Designated Hittee Cover (Richard Williams art)
• A college jock is someone who minds his build
  instead of vice versa! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Charles Darwin's Birthday Cover (Jack Rickard art)
• Most people are so lazy, they don't even
  exercise good judgement! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• See Evil / Hear Evil / Speak Evil - Cover
  (Norman Mingo art)
• Alfred and Girlfriend in Valentine Cover (Kelly Freas art)
• It takes one to know one
  - and vice versa! -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Credits
• Back Cover: Alfred with tongue out (Norman Mingo art)