Mad #344 April 1996

• Cover Artist: C. F. Payne

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (Jack Davis art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photos of Lenny Brenner)
  (photo of John Shea with #336)
• Ad for Super Special March 1996 - Big Bad Mad #2
• Mad Factoids (written by Mike Snider)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Alfie Awards - Mad Salutes the Movies
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Comic Strip Classics in Their Full Strip Form
  (written by Al Jaffee / Walt F. Rosenberg art)
• Opening Lines to Unhappy Stories
  (written by Greg Eckler / Tom Bunk art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• The Malling of America
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Staake art)
• Cybernerd Magazine (written by Mike Snider)
  (George Woodbridge, Robert Dale, Phil Franke art)
• Mad's Academy Awards Seating Chart
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• Strange But True...
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Geary art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Mad's Colossal, Stupendous, Absolutely
  Fantabulous Plan to Liven Up The Academy Awards
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Sam Viviano art)
• Paparazzi Shots That Press Agents Try to Suppress
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• Practical School Prayers for Today's Students
  (written by Pastor Dan Lozer / Dennis Langdon, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at Nudity (Sergio Aragones)
• Police Squad: O.J. on the Rocks
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Pernicious Plaything Payoff (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Fold-In -- What's the new hot sports fan collectible? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Dink Clod's Rock, Roll and Remember
  (written by David Shayne / Mort Drucker art)