Mad #134 April 1970

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Antonio Prohias

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• Ditched in the South Pacific (Don Martin)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art),
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Midnight Wowboy (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Fitting (Don Martin)
• Mad's Frozen Foods That Fake-Out Fresh
  (written by Sy Reit / Irving Schild photos)
• Progress (written by Max Brandel / Bob Clarke art)
• Spray Can Sprays We'd Like to See
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of Money (Dave Berg)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• I Remember, I Remember The Wondrous Woodstock
  Music Fair (written by Frank Jacobs / Sergio Aragones art)
• "The Ghost and the Mrs." Misses (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Hints For Special Occasion Gifts (written by Tom Koch)
• You Know You're Really on Your Own When...
  (written by Tom Koch and Gloria L. Rich / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Ads We Can Look For After the Next Successful Space Mission
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• One Night at the Fights (Don Martin)
• Mad's Updated Modern Day Mother Goose
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
• Ad for The Mad Book of Magic and Other Dirty Tricks
  by Al Jaffee Paperback
• Fold-In -- What offensive animal would many
  Americans like to see become extinct? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A TV Scene We'd Like to See - Mission Impossible (written by Chevy Chase / John Cullen Murphy art)