Mad #243 December 1983

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself?
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Big Mad on Campus Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Stuporman ZZZ (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number One - Will You Make a Good Doctor? (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
• Cosmetics For Kids
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Mad School of Parenting Catalogue of Courses
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• Talking Cars of the Future
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• If Certain Celebrities Married...What Would Their Children
  Be Like? (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• Amending the Rule Books to Cover Sportscasters
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
• The Book of Mad (written by Lou Silverstone)
  • Noah's Ark Cover (Jack Rickard art)
  • Footnotes* to Current Events (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • The Lighter Side of Marriage / Sacrifice (Dave Berg)
  • One Thursday Afternoon During the Plagues
    (Don Martin art)
  • A Mad Collection of Very Thin Scrolls
  • Don't Ye Hate...? (Jack Davis art)
  • When Somebody Sayeth, He Really Meaneth...
    (Bob Clarke art)
  • Mad's "Prophet of the Year" (George Woodbridge art)
• Job-Related Injuries in Non-Athletic Careers
  (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art)
• Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
• T.S. Shnooker (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Fold-In -- What great sporting event could
  bring families together again? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- One Day on the Sixth Floor
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)