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MAD Magazine Recurring Features

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

in Order of Appearance in Regular Issues (and the MAD TV special)

Feature Title Example Question Contributor Issue / Date
MAD's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Is this the end of the line?” 98 — Oct 1965
MAD's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Are you putting out a fire?” 118 — Apr 1968
More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Should I tell you my troubles, doctor?” 150 — Apr 1972
Snappy Answers to Stupid TV Commercials “Having trouble with your sink?” Marcelle Pesek (idea) 153 — Sep 1972
An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Jogging Incident “Are you a jogger?” 215 — Jun 1980
An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Fishing Incident “Are you going to reel in the fish?” 216 — Jul 1980
An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Gangland Episode “Are we muscling in on Big Looie's territory?” 220 — Jan 1981
A Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Mother Goose” Fold-In “Would you like to be put back together again?” 222 — Apr 1981
A “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions” Fairy Tale Fold-In “Are you my long lost prince?” 233 — Sep 1982
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions in a Video Rental Store “Is it okay if I make copies of these tapes?” 264 — Jul 1986
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High “You call this homework?” 268 — Jan 1987
Fold-In — A “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions” Smoking Confrontation “Do you enjoy your awful habit?” 295 — Jun 1990
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions in Air Travel “Are you our stewardess?” 299 — Dec 1990
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at a Wrestling Match “Is that a special wrestling hold?” 304 — Jul 1991
Snappy Actions to Stupid Questions “Must your dog use that tree for a toilet?” 313 — Sep 1992
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions / Stinging Comebacks to Snappy Answers “Are you perspiring?” 321 — Sep 1993
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Special Killers & Victims Episodes “Is cannibalism a psychological problem?” 328 — Jun 1994
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions on the Set of MAD TV “Has this show gotten bad reviews?” MAD TV — 1995
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions from MAD in the year 2038 “Wasn't that last nuclear meltdown terrible?” written by Desmond Devlin 355 — Mar 1997
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Special All-Smoking Edition “Are you trying to get people addicted to smoking cigarettes?” 381 — May 1999
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Special Law Enforcement Edition “Did you stop me just because I'm black?” 412 — Dec 2001
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Special Sports Edition! “Does height give basketball players an advantage?” 424 — Dec 2002
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Special Medical Edition “Is that an enema?” 432 — Aug 2003
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Is that from a leaking pipe?” 444 — Aug 2004
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Is this a Starbucks?” Ryan Flanders (color) 486 — Feb 2008
Snappy Answers to Stupid Human Questions “Are you going to throw that poo at me?” 488 — Apr 2008
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Has the doctor seen you?” Ryan Flanders (color) 494 — Oct 2008
Fold-In — A “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions” Snowboarding Conversation “Do you have a way to stop?” 499 — Apr 2009
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Are you taking steroids?” 500 — Jun 2009
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Is that a big screen TV?” 501 — Oct 2009
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions “Did you lose your legs in an accident?” Tom Luth (color) 512 — Dec 2011
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions Special “Weird Al” Edition “Are you autographing copies of your album?” 533 — Jun 2015
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions 2024 Election Edition “Do you know who you're going to vote for?” written by Johnny Sampson 40 — Dec 2024
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

from More Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions#150, April 1972

Other Snappy Things Not Credited to Al Jaffee

Feature Title Writer / Artist Issue / Date
MAD's Snappy Answers to Those Old Clichés Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. 99 — Dec 1965
More Snappy Answers to Those Old Clichés Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. 108 — Jan 1967
Snappy Answers to Stupid Bumper Stickers Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke 252 — Jan 1985
MAD's Snappy Comments on Stupid Government Policies and Abuses Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke 259 — Dec 1985
Blog Entry Reprinted in the Magazine! probably Jack Syracuse art 528 — Aug 2014
Snappy Answers Internet Comments to Stupid Honest Questions Matt Cohen / Johnny Sampson 9 — Oct 2019
Snappy Answers to Existential Questions Desmond Devlin / Johnny Sampson 14 — Aug 2020
Snappy Answers to Super-Stupid Questions Kerry Callen 15 — Oct 2020
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions — blog entry

from MAD's blog, reprinted in #528, August 2014