Mad #99 December 1965

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo

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• Ad for It's a World, World, World, World Mad paperback (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "When it comes to absorbing information, some people are like blotters: they soak it all in, but they get it all backwards!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters Dept. (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions - "Are you bugged by the little monsters who clip every copy from the newsstands?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Aurora A. E. Neuman Model Kit, Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Christmas Grab Bag with Mad Follies #3, paperbacks
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• When Politicians Do TV CommercialsPAID POLITICO ANNOUNCEMENTS DEPT. (Jack Rickard art)
  (written by Ronald Axe and Sol Weinstein) (4-7)
• Don Martin Proudly Presents Three Hairy StoriesDON MARTIN DEPT. (8-9)
  • At the Barbershop
  • In a Home
  • In Another Home
• Mad's Snappy Answers to Those Old ClichésPUT YOUR FUNNY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS DEPT.
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (10-12)
• The VirginiahamHOW THE WESTERN WAS LOST DEPT. (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art) (13-17)
• Boxing Foto-PlaysPUNCH LINES DEPT. (written by Arnie Kogen)
  (UPI and World Wide photos) (18-20)
• Mad Interviews the Greeting Card Manufacturer of the YearCARD SHARK DEPT. (written by Stan Hart / Joe Orlando art) (21-24)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE & DAGGER DEPT. PART I - tunnel feet frogs /
  guard dogs (Antonio Prohias) (25)
• Let's Humanize Those Automated MachinesSWEET TORQUE DEPT.
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (26-27)
• The Lighter Side of MovingBERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (28-31)
• A Celebrity's Wallet - Soupy SalesSOUP'S ON! DEPT.
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art) (32-33)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE & DAGGER DEPT. PART II - cake crash /
  rodeo rhinos (Antonio Prohias) (34)
• A Mad Guide to the Wildlife of Our American HighwaysASPHALT JUNGLE-ANIMALS DEPT.
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (35-37)
• Horror Movie Scenes We'd Like to SeeOUR CREATURE PRESENTATION DEPT. (38-39)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. SpyJOKE & DAGGER DEPT. PART III - swinging spies /
  amusement ride (Antonio Prohias) (40)
• The Rime of the Modern SurferFOAM POEM DEPT. - with apologies to
  Samuel Taylor Coleridge's The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
  (written by Tom Koch / Don Martin art) (41-44)
• Football "In Depth"THE PLAY BY-PLAY'S THE THING DEPT. (TV satire) (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Ronald Axe and Sol Weinstein) (45-48)
• Fold-In -- What Wild Frenzy Will
  Future College Students Face? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Day They Forgot to Put the Top
  Down for the Hertz Commercial (Irving Schild photo)

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