MAD #432 — August 2003

"A monkey dressed like a man is still a monkey. But a man dressed like a monkey is a horse's ass!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Still showing Ewan McGregor holding a custom MAD cover created by Richard Williams for Down With Love movie, ad for MAD XL #23 — August 2003
  2, 4
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• MAD's 50 Worst Things About Movies

  Lights, Camera, Infractions Dept.

  Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Hermann Mejia
  6–12
• MAD's Photo Personals Gallery — The Men

  The Singles Seen Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Photos by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  13–15
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions — Special Medical Edition

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 10 — Jan/Feb 2025
  16–18
• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything — Part VII

  The Dissing Link Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #19 — November 2007
  20–21
• A MAD Look at The Matrix Reloaded

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  22–25
• Mapmess (website satire)

  The Route of All Evil Dept.

  Written by Jacob Lambert

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Classics #22 — July 2008
  • Epic MAD — 2012
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  26–27 sample
• A "True Red, White & Blue" American Patriot...

  Put Another Ideologue on the Fire Dept.

  Written by Joe Raiola / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
  28–29
• Spy vs. Spy — vine hair comb bomb

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Spy vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  30–31
• The Real Reasons Older Man / Younger Woman Romances Never Work Out

  The Greatest Generation Gap Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  32–34
• MAD's Not-So-Titillating Outtakes from Charlie's Angels Full Throttle

  Dicks as Chicks Dept.

  Written by Greg Leitman
  36–38
• Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest — taking care of uncle's sick dog

  The Wizard of Odd Dept.

  P. C. Vey

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  39
• Questions, Dilemmas & Philosophical Conundrums Raised By Reality TV

  They're Here, They're Queries, Get Used to It! Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Sam Sisco

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #23 — October 2008
  40–41
• Monroe and... The Big Apple — Part Two

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
  43–45
• Interminable 3 — Rise of the Bad Scenes (movie satire)

  Cycorg's-Eye View Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Tom Richmond

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Classics #23 — October 2008
  • MAD Spoofs Star Wars and Other Sci-Fi — Special Collector's Edition 2017
  46–51
• Fold-In — What is a major new cause of global warming?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3