Mad #220 January 1981

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard
• Cover Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Subscription Ad (George Woodbridge art from #116)
  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "If you're watching a movie on TV, and the girl says 'No!' -
  you know it's an old movie!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters Dept. (2)
• Ad for Don (Duck) Edwing's Mad Bizarre Bazaar Paperback (3)
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Bores: The Empire Strikes Out THE FARCE BE WITH YOU! DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #43 Summer 1983
  The Mad Cooler - 1988 (Paperback #78)
  Mad Star Wars Spectacular - 1996
  Mad About the Eighties - 1999
  Mad Star Wars Spectacular - Summer 1999
  Mad For Decades - 2007
  Mad About Star Wars - 2007
  Amazingly Stupid Mad - 2012
  Amazingly Stupid Mad - Expanded Edition - 2013
  Mad Spoofs Sci-Fi and Fantasy - Special Collector's Edition 2018
  Mad Spoofs Star Wars - Special Collector's Edition 2019
  (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-11)
• A Mad Auction of Some Legendary Celebrities' Personal Items THE GREED OF TIME BREEDS BIDDER FRUIT DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #60 Fall 1987
  (Paul Peter Porges) (12-14)
• One Morning in a Theatrical Shop DON MARTIN DEPT. PART I
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #60 Fall 1987
  Mad Blasts - 1988 (Paperback #79)
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  (Don Martin) (15)
• A Mad Guide to The Double Standards of Age BEFORE AND LAUGHTER DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #59 Summer 1987
  Mad XL #5 August 2000
  1001 Mad Pages You Must Read Before You Die - 2009
  
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Bob Jones art) (16-17)
• Spy vs. Spy JOKE AND DAGGER DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #52 Fall 1985
  Spy Vs. Spy - The Complete Casebook - Antonio Prohias - 2001
  Mad Classics #3 November 2005
  1001 Mad Pages You Must Read Before You Die - 2009
  Spy Vs. Spy - Omnibus - Antonio Prohias - 2011
  Mad Presents Spy Vs. Spy - An Explosive Celebration - 2015
  - rope-chop block-slap (Antonio Prohias) (18)
• Amalgamated Student Supply Co. - Mail Order Catalogue POWER TO THE PUPIL DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Blasts - 1988 (Paperback #79)
  
  (written by Tom Koch / Diane Riccobene idea)
  (Bob Clarke art) (19-22)
• One Afternoon in the South Seas DON MARTIN DEPT. PART II
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Blasts - 1988 (Paperback #79)
  Mad XL #12 November 2001
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  1001 Mad Pages You Must Read Before You Die - 2009
  (Don Martin) (23)
• Everyday Crimes That Should Be Punished PEST CONTROL DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #59 Summer 1987
  Mad Jackpot - 1989 (Paperback #80)
  
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art) (24-26)
• An Al Jaffee Snappy Answers to
  Stupid Questions Gangland Episode PUT YOUR FUNNY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS! DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #60 Fall 1987
  The Mad Cooler - 1988 (Paperback #78)
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - Number Two - 2001
  Mad About The Mob - 2002
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - The Mother Load - 2004
  (27-28)
• Really Important and Relevant Life SpansJEST IN TIME DEPT.
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (29-31)
• The Lighter Side of... BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #52 Fall 1985
  (Dave Berg) (32-36)
• One Evening in a Hospital Room DON MARTIN DEPT. PART III
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #48 Fall 1984
  Mad Blasts - 1988 (Paperback #79)
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  (Don Martin) (37)
• "Is the Pope Catholic?" DOES A BEAR SPIT IN THE WOODS DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #60 Fall 1987
  (written by Arnie Kogen) (38-39)
• A Mad Guide to Burning Calories Without Exercise MELTING THE POT DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #60 Fall 1987
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - Number Two - 2001
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - The Mother Load - 2004
  
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (40-42)
• Queezy AUTOPSY-TURVY DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  The Mad Cooler - 1988 (Paperback #78)
  (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What is a ridiculously expensive trip
  today that most of us would rather avoid? article was reprinted in:
  Mad Fold This Book - 1997
  The Mad Fold-In Collection 1964-2010 - 2011 (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Another Scene We'd Like to See -
  The Frog Prince article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #52 Fall 1985
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  (Don Martin art)