MAD #328 — June 1994

"Ever notice how many government officials make their raises effective long before they ever are?" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Super Special Mid Summer 1994 — Gross-Outs 2
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Photo of David Wohl in the MAD offices, Ad for Subscriptions — Why Kill Yourself? (heaven sent — Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  2–3
• Notes from Alfred
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Law & Disorder (TV satire)

  Sending Up Trial Buffoons Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Mort Drucker — 2012
  4–9
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions — Special Killers & Victims Episodes

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  10–12
• New Time-Life Book Series We Never Want to See

  Turning Down the Volumes Dept.

  Written by Chris Hart / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  13–16
• A MAD Look at Natural Disasters

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  17–19
• The Loopy Lavatory Logjam

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  20
• The Information Super-Highwayman — based on Alfred Noyes' The Highwayman

  Frank on a Roll Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  21–23
• Cinema vs. Movies

  Hollywood Divined Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #135 — March 1999
  24–25 sample
• The Rascally Religious Ruse

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  26
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  27–30
• Mini Golf for the 90's (The Back Nine)

  Stupid Putt Tricks Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  31–33
• MAD's International Signs for the World of Rock

  Drumming the Symbols Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  34
• Ten Concrete Laws of Home Repair!

  Domicidal Maniacs Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • MAD #538 — April 2016 — The MAD Vault (excerpt)
  35–37
• Lesser Known TV Role Models

  An Eye for an Idol Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Gerry Gersten

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  38–39
• Lorena Bobbitt's "OK, You've Cut It Off! Now What Do You Do With It?"

  Dismembers Only Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  40–42
• Babewatch (TV satire)

  The Mammaries Linger On Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • MAD Classics #16 — July 2007
  • MAD #38 — August 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 9 — Aug/Sep 2024
  43–47
• MAD Classified Ads

  Swindler's Listings Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  48
• Fold-In — What single goal has brought agreement and unity among vastly different groups?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Postcards from Inside the Body

  Written by Charlie Kadau / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  • Intensely Dumb MAD — 2013
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