Mad #397 September 2000

• Cover Artist: Roberto Parada

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• Ad for Mad's Website madmag.com
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Color Classics #2 - September 2000
• Letters (photos - 20 years apart - of Deborah Harry with Mad)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Gatorador (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
• Monroe &... The High Seas - Part Two: The Monkey Island Massacre (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Legitimate Gripes of Your Average Serial Killer
  (John Caldwell)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hospitals
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Alternative Designs for the New $20 Bill
  (written by Darren Johnson / Scott Bricher art)
• Letters to Britney Spears
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Modern Health Spa
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Modern Celebrity Couple Dilemmas
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• Mad's Modern Military Course Catalog
  (written by Mike Snider and Andrew J. Schwartzberg)
  (George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Look at Swimming Pools (Sergio Aragones)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Selecting the Right High School Clique for You
  (written by Mike Snider)
  • The Shredder Clique (Tom Bunk art)
  • The Cyber-Geek Clique (Timothy Shamey art)
  • The Stoner Clique (Leslie Sternbergh art)
  • The Rah-Rah Clique (Hermann Mejia art)
  • The God Squad Clique (R.J. Matson art)
  • The Wigger Clique (Kyle Baker art)
  • The Junior P. C. Clique (Amanda Conner art)
  • The Drama Dweeb Clique (Ray Alma art)
  • The Psycho Clique (Bill Wray art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: The Taco Bell Chihuahua (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What change to the landscape do
  environmentalists fear the most? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Rock Concert
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)