Mad #38 March 1958

• Cover Artist: J. Fred Muggs
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• The Story Behind the Cover
• Contents Page
• Wha' For... Sport Cars (written by Dave Berg / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad Definitions
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Subscribe to Mad and Remain Obscure!
• Letters
• Ads for "What, Me Worry" Kid portrait, Jewelry
• Revised New Up-To-Date Alphabet Book (Bob Clarke art)
• Mike Malice Interviews Mother Goose
  (written by Dave Berg / Mort Drucker art)
• Blood, Guts, A Roscoe & You by Mickey Spitoon
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Outstanding Americans: Arthur A. Freen (Don Martin)
• Ernie Kovacs' Strangely Believe It! (Wally Wood art)
• Crazy Mixed-Up Mismatched Matchbook Covers
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad Invitations (written by Paul Laikin)
• Nobody Has Any Fun at Parties
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Wally Wood art)
• Baby Sitting May Ruin Our Nation! (Dave Berg)
• Ernie Kovacs' Strangely Believe It! (Wally Wood art)
• Mad Wallpaper (written by Albert Meglin / Bob Clarke art)
• How Neurotic Are You?
  (written by Paul Laikin / George Woodbridge art)
• Mad Looks at Endorsements
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Bob & Ray -- The National Bannister Sliding Contests
  (written by Tom Koch / Mort Drucker art)
• TV Scenes We'd Like to See
  (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Joe Orlando art)
• Bitter Homes and Gardens (magazine parody)
  (written by Tom Koch / Wally Wood art)
• In a Field of Daisies (Don Martin)
• Vilecream (ad parody) (Kelly Freas art)
• Back Cover -- Barker 61 Capillary Cigar (ad parody)
  (Kelly Freas art)
  (It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.)