Mad #513 February 2012

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    **various obscure places around the magazine
  • The Fundalini Pages (6-8,10)
  • Ad For Subscriptions (9)
  • The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2011 (introduction page) (11)
    • 1. The U.S. Debt Crisis - "The Walking Debt" -
      (The Walking Dead TV parody poster) (Hermann Mejia art) (12-13)
    • 2. Tired Air Traffic Controllers - "Stay the F**k Awake" -
      (Go the F**k to Sleep book parody) (written by Darren Johnson / James Warhola art) (14)
    • 3. Covering for a Pedophile - "The Blind Eye" -
      (The Blind Side movie poster parody) (Scott Bricher art) (15)
    • 4. Congressman Sexts His Weiner - "The Anthony Weiner 'No Limits' Sexting Plan" -
      (ad parody) (written by Desmond Devlin) (16)
    • 5. Kim Kardashian Gets Married - "Wedding Cashers" -
      (Wedding Crashers movie parody poster) (written by Matt Lassen / Mark Stutzman art) (17)
    • 6. Charlie Sheen Self-Destructs - "Sheen Lantern" - (Green Lantern comic book cover parody)
      (written by Kit Lively and Scott Nickel / Tom Richmond art) (18-19)
    • 7. Olbermann Implodes At MSNBC - The Worst Personal Choice in the World
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art) (20)
    • 8. The NBA Lockout - "No Basketball Association" -
      (NBA team logo parodies) (Timothy Shamey art) (21)
    • 9. Casey Anthony Gets Off - "Casey at the Trial" - (Casey at the Bat Ernest Thayer poem parody)
      (written by Lance Hansen with Frank Jacobs / Ward Sutton art) (22-23)
    • 10. Tiger Moms - "Study! For the Glory of Your Mother" - (Chinese Cultural Revolution propaganda poster parody) (written by James Grebey / Juan Doe art) (24)
    • 11. Rex Ryan's Foor Fetish - "Footlewd" -
      (Footloose movie poster parody) (written by Matt Lassen / Scott Bricher art) (25)
    • 12. Netflix Changes the Rules - "A message from Reed Hastings" (written by Dick DeBartolo) (26)
    • 13. Arnold Schtups His Housekeeper - "Crazy Stupid Gov" -
      (Crazy Stupid Love movie poster parody) (Richard Williams art) (27)
    • 14. Trump Says Obama Not American - "Birther King" -
      (Burger King / Trump portrait) (written by Desmond Devlin / Roberto Parada art) (28-29)
    • 15. News Corp Hacks Phones - "Game of Phones" -
      (Game of Thrones TV poster parody) (written by Jacob Lambert / Mick Coulas art) (30)
    • 16. Michele Bachmann Speaks - "The Look of Moron" -
      (The Book of Mormon Broadway play poster parody)
      (written by Frank Santopadre and Genevieve Sterbenz) (31)
    • 17. Harold Camping - "The Day the Earth Still Stood" - (The Day the Earth Stood Still
      movie poster parody) (written by Jacob Lambert / Mark Stutzman art) (32)
    • 18. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark's Injuries -
      "The Amazingly Dangerous Spider-Play" - (The Amazing Spiderman comic book parody)
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Ty Templeton art) (33-35)
    • 19. Herman Cain's Presidential Run - "The Pee-Wee Herman Cain Show" -
      (The Pee-Wee Herman Show TV poster parody) (Mark Fredrickson art) (36)
    • 20. Derek Jeter's 3000th Hit Ball Returned - Fold-In (Al Jaffee) (37)
  • Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print (38)
  • The Strip Club (39-41)
  • Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / various photos) (42-43)
  • A Mad Look At Protests (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth) (44-47)
  • Ad for Mad Books (48-49)
  • Spy vs. Spy - bomb within airplane / safe vacuum (Peter Kuper) (50-51)
  • Ways to Create a Healthier McDonald's Experience (Teresa Burns Parkhurst) (52-53)
  • The Mad Vault Article From #149 -
    Harry Grepser's New Year's Resolutions 1962-1972 (written by Frank Jacobs) (54-55)
  • The Mad Vault Article From #252 - One Fine Christmas in the Jungle (Don Martin) (56)