Mad #515 June 2012

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Spymuseumstore.org - for Spy vs. Spy stuff
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad App for the iPad
• Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print
• Ad for the new MadMagazine.com
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages
  • Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - George Clooney (Rick Tulka art)
  • Sobering Facts About the American Economy
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Marc Hempel art)

• The Cover: The Moment After
• Duck Droppings - Nude Gingrich (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Excerpts From the Jeremy Lin Dictionary (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg)
• Leg of Lambert - Part 1 (Jacob Lambert)
• AOL Start-Up Screens We'd Like To See (written by Jeff Kruse)
• The Fast Five - Stunning Revelations in The Real Romney (written by Jeff Kruse / Sam Sisco art)
• Leg of Lambert - Part 2 (Jacob Lambert)
• Rejected Reality Shows on The Weather Channel (written by Jeff Kruse)
• The Fast Five Part Deux - Ways the Post Office Can Raise & Save Money
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Kevin Pope art)
• FAQs About Google's New Privacy Policy
• The Real Reasons Katy Perry and Russell Brand Got Divorced
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Anton Emdin art)
• Latest Classifieds (written by Scott Maiko)
• Leg of Lambert - Part 3 (Jacob Lambert)
• Pro-Romney Bumper Stickers (written by Jeff Kruse)
• iPhone 4S - You Speak. Siri Helps. (ad parody) (1 of 3)
• The Hunger Pains (movie satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
• Everyday Annoyances of Elderly Monsters (John Caldwell)
• Ad for Kindle versions of Mad About Super Heroes
• Hazard Fraught Tools (ad parody) (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
• iPhone 4S - You Speak. Siri Helps. (ad parody) (2 of 3)
• The Chamberville City Town Orchestra Proudly Presents Least-Revered Classical Music - A Retrospective (written by Jeff Kruse)
• The Mad Vault Article From #477 -- A Mad Look At Airport Security (Sergio Aragones / Tom Luth color)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell)
• Ads for Epic Mad and Insanely Awesome Mad books
• The Strip Club
  • Put a Quirk In It (Nathan Bulmer)
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Paula Deen (Keith Knight)
  • Rods & Cones (Brian Gordon)
  • The Machine That Travels Through Time (Joey Alison Sayers)
  • The Dork Side (Scott Nickel)
  • What If Dog Was One Of Us? (Kenny Keil)
  • Mister Morals (Lance Hansen)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
• A Bucket List For Underachievers (written by Scott Maiko / Drew Friedman art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Ad for various Mad books
• The 50 Worst Things About America (written by Charlie Kadau, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko)
  (Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Jr., Hermann Mejia, Ward Sutton art)
• iPhone 4S - You Speak. Siri Helps. (ad parody) (3 of 3)
• When Comic Strips Besides Doonesbury Address Controversial Women's Issues
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Adam Koford art)
• An E*Trade Baby Ad We'd Like To See (written by Desmond Devlin / Irving Schild photos)
• Fold-In -- What's the only thing unavailable on the internet? (Al Jaffee)