Mad #510 August 2011

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of the Morse code tattoo on the
  back of Antonio Prohias' granddaughter Alyssa,
  a "Thank You" card from Al Jaffee to fans who
  sent him stuff for his 90th birthday)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Ad For Subscriptions
• Ad for Spymuseumstore.org - for Spy vs. Spy stuff
• Ad for Harry Potter Special
• The Fundalini Pages
  • Obama-Haters' Reactions to the Killing of
    Osama Bin Laden (written by Jeff Kruse)

• When the Going Gets Duff (J. C. Duffy)
• What Lindsay Lohan Learned During Her Community Service at the L.A. Morgue
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Rick Tulka art)
• New Trends: Ironic Hipster Facial Hair (David DeGrand)
• The Cover We Didn't Use
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Newt Gingrich (Sam Viviano art)
• The Top Tourist Attractions in 2058 (written by Michael Grinspan / Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer art)
• The Fast Five - Things That Would Have Been Great If Donald Trump Had Become President
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Anton Emdin art)
• Plugged Nickel (Scott Nickel)
• On Sale Now - Eat This Not That! - Zombie Edition (written by Scott Maiko)
• Worst Selling Exotic Pets (written by Kiernan P. Schmitt / Paul Coker art)
• Olbermann - The Terminated (poster parody) (Roberto Parada art)
• Green Lunkhead (movie satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
• When Ventriloquists Go Bad (John Caldwell)
• A Mad Look at Celebrity Life (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• Glenn Beck - Terminated, Too - Misjudgment Day (poster parody) (Richard Williams art)
• Bored Bath & Be Gone (written by Jeff Kruse / Scott Bricher art)
• How Does Captain America Stack Up Against Other Legendary Captains? (Hermann Mejia art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Romance: Before & After the Economic Slump (written by Barry Liebmann / Peter Bagge art)
• Ad for Mad's Blog: The Idiotical
• The Strip Club
  • That Sinking Feeling (Jason Yungbluth)
  • The Machine That Travels Through Time (Joey Alison Sayers)
  • I'm Afraid It's Very Serious (Phil McAndrew)
  • Nitemare Zone (KC Green)
  • lil Popi (Box Brown)
  • Jungle Jeff (Dan Thompson)
  • Good Enough (Peet Tamburino)
  • Rex in the City (Dustin Glick)
  • Got Your Nose (Jacob Lambert)
• Angry Birds - Team Six Navy Seals Edition (ad parody) (Charles Akins art)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• The Mad Vault Article From #176 -- A Mad Look at Burial at Sea (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• New Monopoly Cards That Reflect the Sleazy Way Business is Really Done
  (written by Nick Meglin / Sam Viviano art)
• Mad Pins Down Some Truly Shocking WWE: Did You Know?s
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tim Hamilton art)
• Ad for Mad's Greatest Artists - Sergio Aragones - Five Decades of His Finest Works
• Yawn Stars (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
• Terminated - The Katie Couric Chronicles (poster parody) (Jason Seiler art)
• The Shadow Knows (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• Dos Equis Presents Fascinating Facts About The Least Interesting Man in the World
  (written by Scott Maiko / Irving Schild photos)
• Fold-In -- What despicable group is scorned around the country wherever they go? (Al Jaffee)