Mad #516 August 2012

  • Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
  • Contents Page (1)
  • "Yoga is great practice for marriage - all you do is bend over backwards when someone tells you to!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
  • Letters (2,4,6)
  • Ad for Planet Tad Book (3)
  • Ad for Mad App for the iPad (5)
  • Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print (7)
  • Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
    **various obscure places around the magazine
  • The Fundalini Pages (8-12)
    • Re-Election Campaign Slogans for President Obama
      (written by Matt Lassen)
    • Our Economic Recovery by the Numbers (Kenny Keil)
    • Disturbing The Price is Right Contestant T-Shirts
      (David DeGrand)
    • LeLievre and Let LeLievre -
      Clown car crash (Glen LeLievre)
    • Latest Classifieds - express hardwood
      floor refinishing (written by Scott Maiko)
    • Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Derek Jeter
      (Rick Tulka art)
    • New Shows on the DogTV Channel
    • Overheard on Virgin Galactic's First Passenger Flight
      (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
    • The Kitchen Sink -
      Least-Downloaded Podcasts (Kenny Keil)
    • Lassen is More - Wanted: Better Artist (Matt Lassen)
    • Least-Recommended Dating Websites
      (written by Jeff Kruse)
    • Unnecessary Special Skills to Have on Your Resume (written by Matt Lassen)
    • When the Going Gets Duff -
      "Kleenex? No, thank you, Doctor." (J. C. Duffy)
    • Super Powers You Didn't Know The Avengers Have
      (written by Matt Lassen / Anton Emdin art)
  • Ad for the new MadMagazine.com (13)
  • Fading Bad (TV satire)
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art) (14-19)
  • Tip-Offs that a Civil War
    Re-Enactment Isn't Quite Accurate
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