Mad #365 January 1998

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito
• Border Artist: Rick Tulka

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• Ad For Subscriptions - Got Mad? (Richard Williams art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (stills from The Simpsons "The Simpsons in New York" episode feature Bart visiting the Mad offices)
• Ad for Super Special January 1998 - Readers' Choice
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Christmas Carols for Dysfunctional Families
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Tom Bunk art)
• Sure Signs Your Job Interview Isn't Going Well
  (written by Don Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
• James Bond Villains' Pet Peeves
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Sportsmanship
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Fearless Predictions for 1998
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)

• G.I. Shame (movie satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• If Truth in Packaging Laws Applied to Computer Software (written by Mike Snider / Charles Akins art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)
• Office Christmas Party Mistletoe Agreement (written by Barry Liebmann / Marshall Vandruff art)
• Monroe &... Grampsy (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The World According to Carp (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Dallas Cowboys Off-the-Field Playbook (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Gerry Gersten art)
• Americans Are Smarter Than Ever (written by Dennis Snee / Rick Geary art)
• Badly Needed CD Warning Labels - The Hip-Hop Edition (written by Desmond Devlin)
• Siskel & Ebert Trash Home Movies (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at Soccer (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Martha Stewart
  (written by Mike Snider / Thomas Fluharty art)
• Fold-In -- What hot Hollywood trend has many Americans gasping? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Nic-O-Stop Stop Smoking Aid (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photos)