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Conventional Wisdom Says... When In Fact...
Save $50 on a Set of Four BF Goodyear Tires! (written by Dick DeBartolo / Dennis Wunderlin art)
Internet Banner Ads You Shouldn't Click On - matches.com
Bonus DVD Features We'd Like to See -
Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11 (co-written by Jeff Kruse and Matthew A. Cohen)
Titles George Lucas Considered For the Next Star Wars Movie (Jack Syracuse art)
Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Tina Fey (written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
The Puzzle Nook - "---ry will get you nowhere" (Patrick Merrell)
Is Your State's Governor Gay?
Graphic Novel Review - The Adventures of Tintin - Tintin in Fallujah
(written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art)
Bitterman - security guard job interview (Garth Gerhart)

How George W. Bush "Stacks Up" Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents
(written by Mike Snider / AP & Wide World Bush photos) (12-13)
This Year's Hottest Halloween Costumes (Scott Bricher art) (14)
Monroe and... Global Warming (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (16-19)
One Morning on Fifth Avenue (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (20)
Ad for Mad Racing NHRA NASCAR Action Collectibles (21)
John, Frank and Carmine's Biggest Complaints About Growing Up Gotti (Hermann Mejia art) (22-23)
Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- pet psychic hotline (P. C. Vey) (24)
A Mad Look at Politicians (Sergio Aragones) (26-29)
Put a New Idiot in the White House!
Alfred E. Neuman For President (poster) (Mark Fredrickson art) (30-31)
A Mad Poke in the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (written by and video captures by Mike Snider) (32-34)
Martha Stewart's Escape Plan
(written by Matthew A. Cohen and Jason Schneider / Charles Akins art) (36-37)
The Strange Similarities Between the Bush Administration and the World of Dr. Seuss
(written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (39-43)
Indisputable Tip-Offs You Weren't Cut Out for a Life of Crime (John Caldwell) (44-45)
Unabridged Corporate Slogans (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Nick Cocotos art) (46)
Spy vs. Spy - rainbow laser / balloons say I suck (Peter Kuper) (48-49)
The Verdict (written by Michael Gallagher / Sergio Aragones art) (50)
What to Expect at Your Team's Spanking New $450 Million Ballpark
(written by Jacob Lambert / Al Jaffee art / Getty Images photo) (52-53)
The Burning Mad Show (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Tom Richmond art) (55-59)
Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew (60)
Fold-In -- What obnoxious bore is notorious for asking questions no one else does? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
Back Cover -- Ad for Aaron's "Our Dream Machines Have Gone Mad!" - Mad Racing Partner

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This was a 2004 NASCAR wraparound cover
handed out at the memorabilia kiosks of drivers
Michael Waltrip and Kenny Wallace.

Gone after the 3rd race of the season.

Guts of #447 are the same,
including the Seuss cover.

Good luck finding this one!

Thanks to Tim Johnson
for the cover image!

Mad #447 November 2004