Mad #343 March 1996

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Dick DeBartolo's Good Days and Mad /
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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for the Mad Star Wars Spectacular 1996
• Points to Ponder (written by Desmond Devlin)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Interviews Miyoursoft's Bile Gates
  (written by Chris Hart / Sam Viviano art)
• Hazards of Catalog Shopping (John Caldwell)
• The Bob Dole Guide to Instant Disagreement
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Thomas Fluharty art)
• Moshing in Everyday Life (Tom Cheney)
• What People Say / What Other People Hear
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Al Jaffee art)
• The Hymn of the Embattled Republic
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Flabbergasting Flamenco Finish (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Badly-Needed Software for the Human Machine
  (written by Mike Snider / Ty Templeton art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The All-Time Pantheon of Oddball Music Fans
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kyle Baker art)
• Mother Nature's Revenge
  (written by Steve Greenberg / Jack Davis art)
• Corporate Mergers That Would Do Us All Some Good
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at Drinking (Sergio Aragones)
• sleepWalker, Texas Stranger (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The History of Communciation
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Mort Drucker art)
• Fold-In -- What's emerging as the greatest
  threat to our nation's youth? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A TV Ad We'd Like to See -
  Budweiser Frogs (written by John Prete / Bob Jones art)