Mad #363 November 1997

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito
• Border Artist: Al Jaffee
• Border Writer: Don (Duck) Edwing

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Alice Cooper choking the
  Mad office Alfred E. Neuman statue)
• Ad for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #2 - Winter 1997 contains reprints of comics #4, #5, and #6 - Frank Jacobs text
• Ad for Al Jaffee's Fold This Book!
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• F*!@/OFF (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• The Mad World of Drugs
  (written by Anna Becker / Peter Kuper art)

• Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed (written by Darren Johnson / Richard Weiss art)
• Job Application Form For the Next Spice Girl (written by Charlie Kadau / Hermann Mejia art)
• Monroe &... The Gym Class (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Why Your Parents Really Had You (written by Peggy Doody / R.J. Matson art)
• Mad's Little Known Windows 95 "Tips of the Day" (written by Jeff Kruse / Gerry Gersten art)
• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• A Mad Look at Gangs (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year (written by Stan Hart / Timothy Shamey art)
• So What If It's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing. (Nike ad parody)
  (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photo)
• The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall (John Caldwell)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Corntact (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: The Spice Girls
  (written by Mike Snider / Thomas Fluharty art)
• Fold-In -- What scientific meddling has many folks trembling? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- eVan Gogh Holyfield - Self Portrait (Richard Williams art)