Mad #367 March 1998

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito
• Border Artist: Tom Bunk
• Border Writer: John Caldwell

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• Ad For Subscriptions - Got Mad? (Richard Williams art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (still from Friends with Nick Meglin)
• Ad for Super Special March 1998 -
  Mad Nick at Nite / TV Land Viewer's Companion
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Starless Troopers (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Dating Pluses & Minuses Scorecard
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Carol Lay art)
• Badly-Needed Constitutional Amendments???
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• Pop-Up Bill Clinton Fundraising Videos
  (written by Mike Snider / David P. Levin video capture)
• Mad's 1998 Movie Preview
  (written by Russ Cooper / Bob Staake art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• If Magazine Covers Told the Truth About What's Inside
  (written by Mike Snider / AP & World Wide photos)
• The Story of Creation Re-Told in a Chat Room
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
• Monroe &... The New Job
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• A Mad Look at Vanity (Sergio Aragones)
• Little Known Facts About Europe's Hottest Tourist Attractions (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Busty the Vampire Spayer (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Buggy Nights (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mad Visits the Winter Olympics (John Caldwell)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Eddie Vedder
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What American export is costing
  many foreigners an arm and a leg?(Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Ascent of Man / The Ascent of Woman
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Hermann Mejia art)