Mad #327 May 1994

• Cover Photograper: Irving Schild
• Cover Writer: Charlie Kadau
• Cover Computer Graphics: Peter Sun

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Super Special Late Spring 1994 - Collector's Series #8
  featuring Spy vs. Spy Combat Card Game
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Swinefilled (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Bodaciuos Bird Bewilderment (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• When Priests Go Bad
  (written by Mike May / John Caldwell art)
• Thanks to Home Video Cameras We Now Have on Tape...
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
• The Future Occupations for Today's Top Wrestlers
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kyle Baker art)
• The Rotten Royal Ruse (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mad's Billy Joel Songbook
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art)
• Adding Thrills and Adventure to Boring Hobbies (Tom Cheney)
• Mad's 11-Point Plan for Reducing Brain Clutter
  (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• Things You Never Want to Experience if Your Anesthesia
  Wears Off in the Middle of Your Surgery
  (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art)
• The Traumatic Transparent Tragedy (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mrs. Doubtful (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Even More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Irving Schild photos)
• Ecch-Men (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art)
• Mad Charts (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• Fold-In -- What sadistic April Fool's trick
  never leaves 'em laughing? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A Poem For Mother (written by Frank Jacobs)
  (Deborah Mills Woodbridge needlework / David Connor idea)