Mad #268 January 1987

• Cover Artists: Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Don Martin art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Dick DeBartolo and Regis Philbin with a Mad)
• Ads for Super Special Summer 1987 - Mad Bombs and
  Mad Lobsters by Paul Peter Porges Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Fearless Buller's Day Off (movie satire)
  (written by Dennis Snee / Mort Drucker art)
• New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art)
• If Society's Unwritten Rules of Behavior Were Actually Written Down (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• One Balmy November Morning
  (written by Stanley Swiersz / Don Martin art)
• Typewri-Toons
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Smith Corona art)
• The Mad Guide to Various High School Types
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Terrorist Training Camp (written by Lou Silverstone / Sergio Aragones art)
• Famous Stories as Told By Famous People
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art)
• One Glorious December Morning
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• The Karocky Kid Part II (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• More Logical Farewells to Replace the Dreaded "Have a
  Nice Day!" (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• The Far-Out Ride of Edwin Meese
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art)
• The Mad Richter Scale For Human Beings
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
• One Delightful January Morning
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Alienators (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
• Santa Claus as Seen by... (Paul Peter Porges)
• Fold-In -- What do experts agree makes students
  confused and out of touch with reality? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
  at Richard M. Nixon High (Al Jaffee)