Mad #270 April 1987

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Don Martin Big Book Bonus
• Contents Page
• Letters (cast of The Golden Girls - Rue McClanahan,
  Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White - hold a Mad)
• Ads for Mad's Spy vs. Spy Board Game,
  The Wet and Wisdom of Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Jumbled Joke Flash (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• The Color of Monotony (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Peggy Got Stewed and Married (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• One Fine Morning on East 69th Street
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Rock Concert Newspaper Story (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• More Badly-Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin)
• A Mad Look at People Even Lonelier Than The Maytag Repairman (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Record Book For Televised Sports - Vol. I
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
• Other Dangers of Smoking (Paul Peter Porges)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Banana Republic Dictator of the Year
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by Lou Silverstone)
• One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward (Don Martin)
• State of the Art is...
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Look at Moving (Sergio Aragones)
• Perfectly Strange (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Future Phone Gimmicks We Expect to See (Al Jaffee art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Al Jaffee)
• Living on the Edge (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
  (Don (Duck) Edwing and Harry North, Esq. art)
• Mad's Realistic State Lottery Scratch-Off Games
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art)
• Back Cover -- Fold In -- What's the hottest
  number in merchandising today? (Al Jaffee)