Mad #269 March 1987

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Summer 1987 - Mad Bombs
• Contents Page (Alfred E. Headroom sort of introduces the issue)
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions featuring Don Martin Big Book Bonus,
  Sergio Aragones Mad Pantomimes Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Stand But Me (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Hidden Details in Art (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• Drama on Page 12 (John Caldwell)
• Fund Raisers That Never Made It!
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Mini-Movies Featuring the Fickle Finger of Fate (Al Jaffee)
• I Love Luny (TV rerun satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
• Your Pet Has Reached Blissful Retirement When...
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Around Noon on a Downtown Street Corner
  (written by Stanley Swiersz / Don Martin art)
• A Mad Look at Going to the Movies (Sergio Aragones)
• Instructional Sports Videos We'd Like to See
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
• Late One Afternoon in the Dungeon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• The Mess Commission Report on Pornography
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (George Woodbridge art / Irving Schild photos)
• Odes to Appliances, Gadgets, and other Modern Conveniences
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
  (idea by Marilyn Atkins)
• How Do You Rate as a Yuppie?
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (last one exclusively by Antonio Prohias)
• TV Spin-Offs Yet to Come
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad Charts (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• Fold-In -- What rampant form of addiction
  threatens the foundation of our society? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Mad Celebrity Madballs
  (written by John Prete / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)